An election joke from Lourmarin market

Le Pen, Royal, and Sarkozy meet at St Peter's Gates. Floating on a cloud nearby they see God. In a great booming voice God says:

"Monsieur Le Pen - what did you do for France."

Le Pen replies with a salute: "Oh Lord I tried to save her."

God thinks for a bit and then says: "Very well come and sit on my right hand side. Now Sego what did you do for France."

Sego gives a curtsy and sweet smile "Oh Lord, I tried to make every Frenchman happy."

God thinks again and then says, "very well come and sit on my left hand side." He turns to Sarkozy. "Now then my little Nico where shall I put you?"

Nico looks at Sego and Le Pen and replies "Oh Lord, I think you'll find you're in my place."